Yeah, so i obviously haven’t been blogging, but I have been making new episodes so hopefully no one has been checking here for updates.
If you haven’t seen the last couple, here they are:
Episode 33: http://one.revver.com/watch/428223
Episode 32: http://one.revver.com/watch/417943
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Why does she always do this? Seriously, i want an answer.
Does she think it’s cute?
Is she trying to land a role in a hardcore porn?
Maybe she’s feeding off gnats?
Or perhaps it’s some sort of weird Texan-fertility display - “Look how big my mouth is, ya’ll!”
I wish i knew, but i don’t have any answers. One thing’s for sure, Jessicia isn’t happy that John Mayer is bumpin it with Cameron Diaz. Dlisted has more:
A source told UsWeekly that Jessica Simpson was shocked when she found out John Mayer was dating Cameron Diaz. And how did they figure out she was shocked?
“She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”
I’m pretty sure that this is like a universal emotion for Jessica Simpson. She would probably have the same gape-mouthed dumbfounded look on her face whether she got into a car crash, won the lottery, was stabbed with an ice-pick, or discovered some Ancient Mayan Ruins. “Hey look Jessica - it’s a quarter on the ground.”
Ok so i hate when bloggers gloat, so that’s not what this is. I just wanted to let ya’ll know that my response to Miss South Carolina is currently #1 most viewed on both youtube and revver. I’ve never done that before, so i wanted to thank everybody that’s checked it out.
The clip that’s gone #1 is an excerpt from Episode 28 of my show, so if you liked it, be sure to check it out!
Rate it and tell me what ya think!
I’m back! The show will be up in a few hours…til then, here’s a segment to warm ya up:
I lost my job today. I think i’m gonna go fishing with one of my buddies for a few days. I’ll be back. If you know/have a job for me, let me know.
Filmed episode 27 last night. You might have noticed a different set in the last episode - i’m actually filming the show in my friend Brian’s garage now: Glamorous! Anyway, he’s working on a nifty 3d thing (technical term) for a segment and i still have to edit all the footage. It’ll be available to view sometime tonight, probably around 8pm (mountain time) so check back.
FYI, the new episode will be filmed tomorrow night, probably available mid-day/early evening on Friday.
Thanks to Jessica Garate and KRQE here in Albuquerque for their continued support!
In a full-court press of Britney-hating, both US Weekly and Life and Style go after the pop star’s parenting skills in their new issues. Lots of real gems here. Life and Style says that Britney smokes cigarettes around her kids and is constantly bad-mouthing her mother, Lynne:
When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, the insider notes, but now “she smokes like a chimney in front of them.” Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”
Brit’s also constantly handing off her kids to bodyguards, nannies, even strangers. “She has a short attention span, and that applies to caring for her kids,” says the insider. “Jayden is at a fussy stage, and when he starts crying, Brit hands the baby to a bodyguard to calm him down. When she needs a break, she gives her boys to the nearest person — even shopgirls at clothing stores!”
Mama’s lollipops?!? Jesus, if this doesn’t cement her as the best mother of all time, i don’t know what would. Oh! I know - feeding her kids such a bad diet that they develop dental problems. US Weekly has more:
Case in point: The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us.
Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.
K-Fed better be counting his lucky stars. This may be the easiest custody case in the history of western jurisprudence.
Is this what the kids are doing now? From rainbow parties to ass tasting - this is one fucked up generation. I guess its the logical extension of making sure your breath is fresh.
I think Hayden is just a whacked-out, weird chick. She has a well documented history of licking things, so this doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. The girl must taste things - it’s sort of like OCD except with more licking.
Yesterday, the story broke that Paris Hilton was getting shut out of her 60 million dollar inheritance. It was good times for all, as for a few fleeting hours it looked like Paris might wind up broke. All was not as it seemed though, as TMZ then reported that Paris was getting her inheritance afterall.
Buzz kill.
But what really pisses me off about all of this is the implication that Paris Hilton doesn’t have millions of dollars laying around. Afterall, she got famous because she’s rich. So if she wasn’t rich to begin with, we’ve all been duped. Tricked. Snookered, if you will.
In the process of being a famous whore, Paris has managed to accrue actual wealth of her own via her various brands of critical consumer items such as hair extensions and perfume.
I feel conned.
I gotta admit, i’ve been holding back on posting anything on this lohan thing partly because no one is getting their entertainment news from this site, and secondly, cause i’m saving my very very limited wit on the subject for the next episode of my video show(which, just to entertain the thought you care, will be filmed Sunday and available Monday).
With that said, in case you missed any of the awesomeness of this week, here are some posts:
She was wearing someone else’s pants
She “wasn’t driving, the black kid was”
She will have a tell-all with OK Magazine
She was arrested AT A POLICE STATION
Oh, and Perez Hilton is a fuckin douchebag
